me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIE
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !
manager: hi, could i talk to you in the office for a sec? great, thanks…we got a complaint from a customer that you didn’t kill yourself when requested so unfortunately we’re going to have to take disciplinary action…sign here acknowledging we talked…thanks
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